Finally decided to try this one. I began taking my notes as I do for every new spirit I try and realized no one wanted my in depth review of this (unless they are interested in reading the word "corn" 50 times in a two paragraph review). Now don't get me wrong, I am grateful to Hipsters for contributing several things to society; that great smelling organic handmade soap I use, avocados are delicious, I've always been a coffee snob, and I don't mind a PBR on occasion. One thing I am not grateful for is this stuff. In a word, rotgut. What I imagine whiskey flavored vodka would taste like if they picked said vodka from the bottomest of bottom shelves. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to try googling "Mellow Corn cocktails". Maybe I can find something to make it palatable.