Early Times Kentucky Whisky

Such a sweet, cloying taste you'd swear it was ready mixed with cola. As if it's designed specifically for that. Such a superficial, candy-like vanilla flavour; completely, entirely empty.

Soft spoken this is, but you won't be after a few glasses of it. Soft barrel notes and a dirty water shade. I'd drink this on ice all night long. But add a lemon and lime wedge to 7 fingers on ice, and this is a perfect cheap patio sipper. I call this the "Ohio River". Rock on, Sloopy, rock on.