Everclear 151 Proof

You know what you're getting into when you get this. The clerk said "you guys are in for a warm night" so if that's any sign then you know. It's definitely something you don't take shots with. You gotta mix this.

Sweet Jesus I hate my life

This has the smell of rubbing alcohol but surprisingly doesn't burn like you might think. It's clean, upfront, and something you drink with to get drunk, not to enjoy for the taste.