Seagram's 7 Crown American Blended Whiskey

Noooooope

Day 1 of a 12 Days of Christmas gift set. There is no nose to speak of. If I bury my nose in the glass, I get a hint of stale popcorn. The palate isn't spit-it-out bad, but it's not very good either. Sweet corn, corn syrup and a touch of vanilla, and you've reached the end. There's also really no finish. Maybe just a hint of drying. This is a drink I haven't had in literally decades, and I can see why. Were I a college student mixing cheap whisky with generic cola, this would serve the trick of helping me forget how "horrible" college life is. Or something like that. If you're over the age of 21, and still think this is a decent whisky, may I point you to my trusted friend, Mr Evan Williams Black Label? Please? No...really...I'm begging you...