I want you to take all those things that are eating away, weighing you down inside, and I want you to pull them all out and put them in a tall clear tumbler and add ice and smother them tall with a generous refreshing gush of this gin. Its so clean and bright it will trick your pea brain into thinking its hydrating you. You dont need mixers but in case youre not in a judgement free zone, anything with bubbles and citrus will do and the less sugar the better. Because this aint candy, bro. Its botanicalifornication , your minds elation that is currently under threat of theft from psychic chinese spies. The packaging is next level. The minimalistic bottle design and label and the way the latin names of the exotic seeming herbs and plants and people that its infused with are done in such a sleek classy design you literally wont even care that you're drinking an elixir made from Melissa Officianalis aka that annoying secretary from your office. Thats how the elite roll, bro, and this heady delightful bottle will give you a glimpse of that sweet out of reach life, even if its just for a day. Thank you Melissa for your sacrifice.