PBMichiganWolverine
Bowmore Vintner's Trilogy 26 Year French Oak Barrique
Single Malt — Islay, Scotland
Reviewed
August 28, 2021 (edited February 27, 2022)
Vintner. Every time I hear “vintner’ I think of my friend, who we”ll call ‘S”. I was doing my MBA while she was a senior at same university. Her father was a retired Goldman Sachs exec who owned a winery in Napa. You see, S came from a very conservative upper crust family. When you are worth in the billions, you are expected to behave in a certain way. And S was far from that ideal behavior. She was living with a guy who surely wouldn’t fall into the category of “status appropriate” for her parents. He was high most of the times. But...it turned out that I fell into that “marriage appropriate” category. I had the educational pedigree and child-of-immigrant-parents work ethic apparently that her dad approved of, So...whenever her parents came to visit, I was presented as the boyfriend. This meant holidays at their ranch in Wyoming, and Christmas weeks at their ski house in Utah. Every one of these visits always had her father’s top shelf wine bottles from his winery. One thing I distinctly remember from his wines was the taste of blackberry. All his top shelf private family-only bottles had a taste of blackberry. And I distinctly remember that, back then, I kept thinking “ what’s the big deal? I can get blackberries for $2/carton at the local Kroger’s “. Yes. Such is the life of a fake boyfriend. Skiing in Utah, horseback riding in Wyoming, and the much needed departure from campus bar Bud Lights to private bottles of Napa Pinot Noir wines that tasted like blackberries.
And that takes me to this pour. @pkingmartin graciously sent over a sample. This is one of the best Bowmores I’ve had. Mocha, blackberries, cherry, and surprisingly...a hefty dose of peat, which I would think would’ve reduced at this age. I mean, the blackberry takes center stage, but the peat presence is there. But it’s the blackberry that has the limelight here. And we’re not talking $2/carton blackberries, but the Whole Foods organic ones that are $7/carton.
So...wherever “S” is nowadays, I’m envious of her husband...he’s probably sitting somewhere in a Wyoming ranch or Utah ski chalet having wine that taste like this amazing bottle of Bowmore Vintner. Damn. If only I played my cards right...
Thanks @pkingmartin for this pour!
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@Anthology peesonally, I think it’s excellent. Margaret Qually is amazing in it. Watch it if you get the chance.
@PBMichiganWolverine Haha fair enough. I’ve seen the preview for maid and debating watching it. Is it any good?
@PBMichiganWolverine mo symbionts mo problems 😂
@Bourbon_Obsessed_Lexington i feel as if there’s a fine line between coming out okay, and scarred. If I had a Brad Pitt body and loose morals , I could’ve spread that symbiosis across more participants
@Anthology yeah, I feel as if most of us end up in the “not-over-the top happy “ ending nor “ constantly screwed by satan” ending. It’s somewhere in between. Ironically, I’m watching “Maid” on Netflix. Now, that girl is in the “deeply screwed by satan” situation
@PBMichiganWolverine I’m for a 3 point scale. I’m also up for coaching re. how to be symbiotically used by the mega wealthy and come out ok.
Enjoyed this review! @PBMichiganWolverine not sure between you and”S” who was the “one that got away”. I’f argue it could go either way based based on solid specs on both sides lol. Sounds like a Hollywood script, albeit without the typical unrealistic “perfect happy ending”. I feel for you man 😊. I’m guessing you prolly still made out just fine haha
@ContemplativeFox that’s cause my taste buds suck. I can only tell one main flavor in the profile. If not the stories, my postings here would be only one of the three: “this sucks”, “this is good”, or “ you need this in your life now!”
@JoelyO unfortunately the fake boyfriend status only included perks like skiing and wine. Unfortunately.
@PBMichiganWolverine You really have some of the best stories. And when you write a review without one, it's usually still pretty entertaining 😂
This made me smile. Ah but if only you had lol. My mind drifts to other situations that you may have stumbled into playing fake boyfriend but anyway.... this sounds delicious!
A great reminiscence ... and a great Bowmore! Who would have thought it possible? (The Bowmore, that is 😉)