Mini bottle tasting series:
For a buck, you get a dill pickle smell (from 50 ml !) that perfumes the entire room before any intentional glass sniffing. (My wife looked up from her book and said, "WTF!"). The nose, well it smells like that big jar of pickles that used to grace every small town bar in the West--salt, vinegar, and "green," with a hint chemical embalming fluid (I'm really not joking). But wait, there's more, because in the mouth you get a big rush of intensely-alkaline pickle juice with spicy red chili. That alkaline mouthfeel triggered my gag reflex, both sips (2 was all I could stand). Had to check the label, but there it is: a drawing of a pickle crossed by a pepper. So, this is not a ONE flavor dram from the "Show Me State"--oh no, it's got two. The pepper flavor might have saved it, but for the third flavor--the alkaline salt. Then a fourth--the added caramel coloring... at no extra charge.
Lives up to the motto on the bottle: "ONE STIFF PICKLE."
And all that for a buck, plus tax.
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๐@Ctrexman
Shit just throw the bottle in a deep fryer thatll fix er
I'm sad you're all liking this throwaway review when there are so many reviews of really GOOD liquors out there. But... Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'll be here all week, folks, and be sure to tip your waiter. ๐
LOL - killer review ๐
Haha indeed I will let me pickles be just that and keep my whisky to itself :)
@JoelyO I love pickles too, but... ๐ค๐
OMG lol I'm dying. So sad this is from my neighboring state and my finances home state. No thank you! I do love pickles though.