Nose: pear, bubblegum, bleach. OK maybe there's some vegetale peat in there too.....and ok maybe some stewed fruit also. It's not terrible. Just...my reaction is "Um, what?" Taste: nope, I'm not wrong. It tastes like weak vegetable soup that somebody flavored with drain cleaner. Weirdly though, it's not thin. There's enough oil in there to give it a decent finish. I hope somebody likes it, cus someone clearly put some effort into making it. But it's not for me.