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Kirkland Bottled-in-Bond Kentucky Bourbon by Barton 1792
Bourbon — Kentucky , USA
Reviewed
July 4, 2024 (edited July 12, 2024)
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We will learn together what makes it past the filter.
Nose has roses, sugar, lemon. Delightful.
Body is honey, fruit punch, vanilla, bit of red apple. Honeysuckle. Sweet cream. I can see caramel. Wow.
Finish is chocolate, fruit punch, cinnamon. Caramel lingers. Massively sweet finish.
My one criticism of the Kirkland small batch was that it was less dynamic than the 1792 small batch, so if “dollars be 🤬” what’s the incentive beyond volume? This bourbon eradicates that criticism. It has every right to stand tall next to its 1792 cousins… which it does… because it’s a liter of quality bourbon for only $30.
It’s kind of absurd how smooth this is. With the disclaimer that I am a bit of a 1792 fan boy (as prior pictures may suggest), I can’t find fault with this Kirkland whiskey. I bring this up, because when it comes to the 1792 flavor profile, I have bought in. For this drink, I think it’s better than 1792 small batch and 1792 bonded. Which is 🤬 weird if you think about it. They really hit a home run with this, and if you enjoy that fruit punch note in 1792, you owe it to yourself to get a case of this.
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I’m not a fucking 1792 fanboy and I thought this shit was excellent. Hell of a bourbon and my ass only paid 23.99 at the Indianapolis Costco. Also picked up one of my “Holy Hell This is the Best Bourbon” Bourbons (OGD114) for Twenty One fuckin’ Ninety-Nine. Holy Shit what a deal!