Distiller’s Pure True Handcrafted Original Master’s Small Batch Reserve
Other Whiskey — USA
Tasted April 2, 2017
After the first sip of this dram, I have had my esophagus removed and replaced with a pipe from an alloy of silver and einsteinium. The whisky went down much smoother after that, and I pick up notes of Rolex watches and purple paint (yes, of course purple paint tastes differently from other paints, you philistine). It really combines well with the nose, which is basically exhaust fumes from a home made dune buggy, with some parsley. The finish is an contradictio in terminis, for it doesn't really finish. Ever. Rather, the bleach-like burn kind of stays with you. Pairs well musically with slightly melancholic yet serene music like Maximum the hormone - F (seriously, look it up on YouTube).