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Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
Tequila Mixto — Tequila Valley, Jalisco, Mexico
Reviewed
January 2, 2018 (edited October 21, 2024)
Is -436 stars too generous a rating for this fake tequila crap? When you hear your friend say “Tequila? No way man. I can’t mess with that stuff. It always makes me puke,” you have this piss-water to thank. Avoid like the plague.
PS: It ain’t even really Tequila, it’s a “mixto,” which means there are all sorts of other sugars dumped in outside blue weber agave. This is but one of the many contributors to it’s awfulness.
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@On_The_Moors Gosh, I remember buying this once, long ago. Your rating is too generous and comments too flattering ;-)
Round 1 coming your way @PBMichiganWolverine - Cuervo gold, fireball, goldschlagger, aftershock, rumplemints, Apple pucker, Jim beam honey and a can of PBR. Please rate your excitement level from 1 to 1.4, sir. 😀
@LeeEvolved. I think I just heard my liver cry “uncle”
@PBMichiganWolverine - yikes! I just have to point out that each round will probably have to consist of 8-10 samples just to “justify” any sort of shipping costs...
@LeeEvolved. I hear this might be the first one up during SDT 2: Bottom Shelf Crap 😊
But how do you REALLY feel, @On_The_Moors? Great “review”. I haven’t puked this one up in decades hahaha