Generously_Paul
Strathmill 10 Year - Connoisseurs Choice (Gordon & MacPhail)
Single Malt — Speyside, Scotland
Reviewed
April 29, 2018 (edited June 14, 2018)
Stop number 80 on the SDT is Strathmill. This Speyside distillery is Diageo owned and the vast majority of their whisky goes into J&B blends. This 10 year old comes by way of the independent bottlers of Gordon and MacPhail and is part of their Connoisseurs Choice line. Bottled at 46% ABV and is non chill filtered and natural color of pale gold.
I gave this whisky a good 10 minutes rest in the glass before nosing, but still I was met with a blast of alcohol. Not a good start. A very light nose, almost nonexistent. Latex paint, alcohol and a faint lemony citrus. Pine resin, faint oak and furniture polish. After a while some decent notes came in. Vanilla, buttercream, custard, orange rinds and floral notes. A little water brought out a soapy/detergent note and an old ashtray. Neither one was good.
The palate was honestly worse. Metallic, weak oak and harsh. Pepper and faint vanilla. I might have been able to get more but I didn’t want to subject my tongue to any more so I added in about 35% water. This took away most of the harshness and added a little orange oil. Nothing more than that though.
The mouthfeel was light to medium bodied, a bit thin but creamy.
The finish was medium short, vanilla and weak oak.
This was bad. Another example of a terrible independent bottling. They seem to be much more prevalent than the good ones. At $84 this was money wasted. The only redeeming quality is that you can get a buzz if you can drink enough. Drown it in Coke or with a bunch of ice and water, but avoid it neat. Glad I only had 2oz to suffer through. 2 stars and I think that’s generous. Thanks for the sample @Telex, and I’m sorry that you have to deal with the remainder of your bottle.
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Notes of dirty ashtray? You should’ve made yourself a greasy pork sandwich to go along with it. “He pukes, you die...Huckhuckhuckhuck!” - what a classic line from a classic movie.
Just saw your email Paul. Yeah that was 83.95 plus tax. I haven’t sat down with it properly yet, but it sounds like I should go in and be ready. Lol
Oh yes @PBMichiganWolverine, Girvan is still the king of the garbage pile
@Generously_Paul Girvan still holds the title for “Most Likely to be Spat Out”?