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Old St. Andrews Clubhouse Blended Scotch Whisky
Blended — Scotland
Reviewed
February 19, 2019 (edited March 4, 2019)
Nose: An initial gust of ethanol dissipates quickly, uncovering a mixture of sugary notes - brown sugar, barley sugar, maple syrup, toffee, etc. These are supported by some light sherry and fruit aromas.
Palate: A sweet, warm and easy arrival with light fruit, sherry and sugar flavours. Lots of barley sugar and dilute malt syrup with just a hint of warm ginger spice and a little citrus. The texture is a bit watery, but that's actually not a bad thing as it balances the overall sweetness.
Finish: Short. Crisp and gristy sugars fade away leaving a dilute syrup aftertaste.
"Impeccably innocuous" is probably the best way to describe this very old-fashioned style of blended whisky, although if you were being mean you could also describe it as "blandly inoffensive". At first glance it might be tempting to dismiss this as purely a novelty, given the golf ball design of the bottle and all, but that would be a little harsh (but not totally inaccurate either).
It's smooth and sweet and is never going to win any prizes for strength of character, but you can be equally certain that there is not one single off-note of bitterness or sourness about it. It's probably the perfect souvenir from St Andrews for a golfing friend who doesn't normally touch whisky and would be ideal for novices who don't really want to get into spirits.
In many ways this is almost identical to Haig Gold Label, and like that blend it's one that would have delighted our grandfathers. Acceptable, verging on average, but not quite getting there. There are many much better blends out there for less money.
*NOTE: This is a 500ml bottle, so the price for 700ml would be over AUS$70, which puts this squarely in competition with Compass Box Spice Tree. Laughable.
"Adequate" : 73/100 (2.25 stars)
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Oh no - the name was mentioned 3 times already - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice ...
@LeeEvolved I know...I should refer it to “that whiskey which shall not be named” ☺️
@PBMichiganWolverine @1901 - you are playing with fire just by mentioning Ron Burgundy’s name around here. Lol
@PBMichiganWolverine very funny stuff (and impressive) :-D
@1901 dude, you should read the reviews for that Ron Burgundy here. There’s one guy ( mildly schizophrenic) that poses as 4 ( sometimes 5) personalities.
@cascode based on your comment I look online and see they make Ron Burgundy Great Odin's Raven. Novelty indeed.
@1901 Yes, in the end that's kind of what it is. The same company makes other "themed" bottlings for corporate occasions etc. so they have chosen a blend (which I'd say is pretty Speyside-heavy) that is not going to challenge anyone and will be as acceptable as possible to non-whisky palates.
Excellent review. I have just dismissed this as purely a novelty.
@LeeEvolved - I’m talking the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews. It’s the palace on the 18th hole of the Old Course. If you don’t have a title of Sir or better then forgetgetaboutit. :)
@Rick_M - get into the old clubhouse? I fully expected you to have your own locker with a brass nameplate on it in there already.
If I could get into the old clubhouse at St. Andrews I’d be happy to finish the bottle. :)