The title, “Three Rivers Wheated Bourbon” is only 50% correct. It does indeed taste like what I’d expect bottled river water to taste like, but classifying it as a bourbon is an insult to other choices carrying the same label. A previous reviewer mentioned it tasted like freshly-cut grass—that’s likely clippings that washed into a storm sewer and made its way into one of the Three Rivers this batch was sourced from...