In 2012, one of our roommates brought this bottle back after a family member brought it home and never touched it. Being college students, we went straight into shooting this new liquor and found it to be awful. A spill stripped the varnish from our table. We kept coming back to this disgusting elixir, finding each shot to take a full year off of our lives. It still haunts our group, 8 years later, drawing us to take a shot as a group each time we reconvene under the full moon, sacrificing a year per drink until we cast this foul beast from our planet. We are the drinkers the world deserves. "Initial taste: Ugh Secondary taste: What the literal fuck? Not only will it strip your table, it does as Russia always wanted and creates WW3 in your stomach. No stars, may god have mercy on your soul because this wodka won’t.