PBMichiganWolverine
Kilchoman The Netherlands Small Batch No. 1
Single Malt — Islay, Scotland
Reviewed
June 14, 2020 (edited June 18, 2020)
My one pour of the week...had this last night while watching The Hunt.
Sometimes things aren’t what they seem. Like back in grad school, I casually dated this one woman, we’ll call her B. B was a free spirit. Did what she wanted, said what was on her mind, and loved the casual part in the relationship rather than taking things a step more ( which, for a young grad student, was perfect). But, she kept saying how she’s in a Triad, with “D” and “ S”, and if I minded it at all. I never understood how someone so peace loving and borderline tree hugging can possibly belong in a vicious Chinese Triad mafia. Besides, she wasn’t Asian. I don’t know, maybe the Chinese mafia loosened their recruiting parameters. But I never asked details...she was gorgeous, and I just thanked my lucky situation. But after a few weeks, she kept insisting I should meet D” and “S”. I kept saying no...I really had no intentions of meeting mafia. One day, she surprised me. We were out at a restaurant. She said “ I invited the Triad over...I know you don’t want to meet them, but they’re a part of me, and I need you to accept them”. I was terrified. I figured I’d be sliced up with swords and nunchucks. “D” and “S” walk into the restaurant. Wait...they’re not Asian either. In fact, “D” seems as if he’s really over-weight...they must’ve REALLY loosened up Triad recruiting practices. Half way through dinner, not a single conversation on mafia things...I figured out Triad can also mean 3 people in a polyamory relationship....and I was being asked to be the fourth.
And that my friends, leads me to this pour...it’s not really your typical Kilchoman. I expect Kilchoman to be more complex, pettier, layered with fruits and smoke. This...this was flat. Got the peat on the nose, but the palette was tepid. My 2nd Kilchoman ever I didn’t like ( only other being the Port one).
Moral of the story: don’t go in assuming—--might not turn out what you originally think.
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LOL @ "the mafia's not what they used to be"... hail brother
@Rick_M with the exception of whiskey, I’m not a sharing person by nature ☺️
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Nothing I hate worst than half a story. :)
You are an interesting man, PB. Interesting indeed.
Nice little story. Enjoyed it. Also I share your opinion on this Whisky although I approached it from a different angle - this being my first ever Kilchoman but in retrospective this was the worst as well along 3 different other expressions.