You’re going to go into this thinking, what have I done?” This is going to taste like a gym teacher’s taint. But no, this elixir was low key distilled by Heaven Hill and is a secret treat for the troops. Nose: sweet caramel, vanilla, and leather. Taste: Your mother’s sweet booty music, Joe Biden’s leg hairs in the pool, Audie Murphy’s bayonet, a Bald Eagle awkwardly erect penis, Fort Bennning scrambled eggs, a smack in the face to Sadam and Hillary, and a big ole dick up AOC’s fine ass.