Tastes

Terrible. I had hoped I was finding the next Skrewball. This tastes like that unmarked Halloween candy that comes in twisted-closed orange wax wrappers was dissolved into water and hand sanitizer. I had to re-download this app just to make sure my taste buds are avenged.

Ouch. This is drinking the actual barrel. I think I have slivers in my teeth now. If every a cocktail needs a TON of bourbon to come through, here's your guy. Or if you're making a mixed drink that's supposed to taste like a drunk sailboat. Why do I like this? Masochism?