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If it’s not Scottish, IT’S CRAP! - Mike Myers Saturday Night Live

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When I pass of this good earth, I’ll be taking my Brora with me. Not so I can share with god, but so I can bribe the devil.

All the booze that’s fit to drink

I’m not sure if Kentucky made me fall in love with whiskey, or if whiskey made me fall in love with Kentucky.