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Editor for Distiller. My go-to dive bar whiskey: Bushmills Black Bush. Have a weakness for self-depreciating humor, queso, and shih tzus.

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When I pass of this good earth, I’ll be taking my Brora with me. Not so I can share with god, but so I can bribe the devil.

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Whisky with the rocks, not on the rocks.

If it’s not Scottish, IT’S CRAP! - Mike Myers Saturday Night Live