Tastes

Id come to arrange a holiday when I met Mr. Smokesalot. Despite the name, there was nothing subtle about the bbq grill taste of this whiskey. Im not a fan of smoke in my drink so take my review with s grain of salt and take this whiskey with something strong to chase away the chimney feeling afterward.

After tasting their Harbinger, I approached this whiskey with apprehension. But much to my surprise, the damage from the Harbinger was merely a flesh wound. Promethean’s Nose is licorice and oaky but the flavor of vanilla lingers on the tongue.

After wading through the whiskeys at thd Crystal Ballroom, i spied her. The color was warm n dark giving me hopes of coffee and deep flavors but alas! I fould none of that here. It was sweet and girly. This whiskey is an ellusive and tricky witch who promised me salvation in her color but turned me into a newt with disappointment. Well, I got better.

A tasty tasty rye! The blackberry, the fruit, the way it lingers. If you dont love it, we’ll taunt you till you all turn blue.

The angel tastes so sweet i expected a swallow to swoop in and carry it off. It might be possible were an unladen swallow to catch the label. No no, It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! Regardless, the angel is a tad light for me taste buds.

As i lifted it to me sniffer, the rich aroma was a teaser to me senses. A taste so smooth with cinnamon finish, i almost lost my pretentiousness. Youll enjoy it from the barrel to your belly!

The nose is sweet as honey thst cartues over to the flavor with s sneaky burst of caramel. Its not quite like the Widow Jane, but satisfying for such a wee lil baby…get…in…my…belly!

Wow! This truely is decadence! The thick caramel and molasses lingers on your taste buds until you feed them more. Preosre for a true farcical aquatic ceremony in your mouth, you watery tarts!

A taste thst is thankfully better than its name. It doesnt have the wicked Kentucky burbon or scotch sting to it. You can really taste the flavor. Chicken Cock is thick but smooth. Just enough bite to feel like cinnamon. At the price point, this is a solid goto whiskey. I don’t care how insecure you are about trying new things, you’ll want more Chicken Cock the moment it first touches your tongue!

It might not actually power a diesel engine, but that sure didnt let that stop them from making it taste like it will! I’ll never understand why the scots cant make a sipping whiskey to save their arses. I mean, Ireland is so close by. You would think they could sneak over to the irish whiskey masters and take a lesson or two but no worries, you wont find that kind of ingenuity in this sad bucket of swill! Piss boy!!