Absolut Berri Açaí

Found a tester of this at the back of one of my cupboards. It had likely been there for 8-9 years, so the choices were: leave it for another 8-9 years, pour it, or try drinking it. Naturally I chose the last option. Upon cracking it open, it smells like what an alien would create when told to make a raspberry. Palate was ethanol mixed with alien generated raspberry. Finish is shorter than a $5 lap dance. Mixed with cranberry and soda, it's actually not terrible. I guess there's a reason $5 lap dances exist.

Good flavor profile on its own but very nice when mixed with 7UP.