Distiller's Pure True Handcrafted Original Master's Small Batch Reserve

Now that's what I'm talking about! Just in time for spring time gardening season too. Amazing multi-functional use of sipping whiskey, garden fertilizer, and plant insecticide...all in one. Aromas of chloroform, and some potassium sulfate (which makes amazing tomatoes too when used as a fertilizer). On the palette you get a bit of a heat tinge, followed by lacerations and profuse internal bleeding...which by the way, also adds to its amazing properties as an insecticide and vermin killer. My only complaint is the finish. It's really quick. Like in micro-seconds. That's because all sensory feeling is lost by then. Overall, a highly recommended buy, available also in the home and garden center, near the vermin killer aisle.

I mean...wow. I felt like I was transported back to 1776. The nose is ripe with 12th use bath water, anti louse powder and the ashes of a witch burned at the stake. Tastes of Tuberculosis medication, horse manure, dirt, but in a good way. You can really taste the oak barrels made from George Washingtons wooden teeth. The finish is smooth with a hint of the sweat of an old man with scarlet fever. The rusty can presentation was a nice touch. Really makes me want to don my powdered wig and ride around on my horse with my musket rallying the militia. I sure do hope this becomes an annual release!

It's like drinking heaven and hell at the same time. Glorious.

Cut myself on the can drinking this and got Tetanus so had to finish the rest through a straw. Would do again. 5/7

On the nose, the smell of napalm in the morning. Complex mouth flavors of pencil shavings, beard shavings, baby vomit, cat vomit, pencil vomit.Long finish that lingers even after the emergency resuscitation. Cost me an arm and a leg on the secondary market, literally because I spilt some and it burnt through my limbs. Not as good as last year's.