Mellow Corn Bottled in Bond Whiskey

It's hard to be mad at an $11 bottle of whiskey for not being complex. It's not bad - it's just that the word Mellow should be replaced with Dusty. Drinking this is like the flavor equivalent of inhaling ground up corn- and sawdust. Mix 4 parts Mellow Corn and one part Talisker Storm and you've got something interesting, though, so there's that. I guess.