I like bourbon, and writing, and the Oxford comma. I’ve also learned to like rum, mezcal, gin, things that end in “gnac,” Chartreuse, and so on. Long story short - sometimes standing out is better than fitting in. Friends who are, at times, offensively true to themselves are not unlike fine spirits. If these things haven’t turned you off already then let me tell you a tale.
A friend of mine is leaving soon. He is unconventional and tends to shake the confidence of people who aren’t used to being questioned. An experienced educator, a physician and gay man from Kentucky - who was kind enough to help a friend move and was paid in the common currency of his state. While cleaning out a cabinet he stumbled across a half empty bottle with a gold wax top but missing it’s cork. A wine stopper retained 2/3 or so is the bottles contents.
He was told the bottle was an expensive mistake. It had been opened and shared among friends, only to be largely disapproved of. The remainder would become his and eventually he and this bottle would make their way through medical school. To celebrate, he brought it to share with me.
Meanwhile I’ve been scouring the earth spending far too much time and money on whiskey. To that end, I broke down and bought a bottle off the secondary several years back - paying around $125 for a bottle of screw cap Weller 12 year. An $18 bottle of screw cap, green label Weller had been relegated to the back of the cabinet, but with a bit of effort was excavated. Them a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle 15 year (purchased above MSRP via a lottery) found it’s way out.
We poured these four all sides by side and the difference in color was striking. The youngest two were a light golden color, the 15 a nice amber and the 23 a cherrywood red.
We sat and talked about life, about being screwed over by an impersonal system and still managing to find not only peace but prosperity. We talked about making up for lost time the moment it is lost and not seven years later. There was more but I will spare you.
As we sipped, we noted the following:
Weller - thin with corn syrup, bananas, green cigar wrapper, nutmeg and pepper
Weller 12 - more caramel, a bit of soft oak, a more developed and interesting array of spices, but nothing your grandmother couldn’t drink near
Pappy 15 - something that might make grandma cry - a much darker, thicker level of sweetness with toffee, dark cigar wrapper, cherry, a bit of pepper, allspice and cinnamon with lofty notes of varnish and a hint of bitter walnut
Pappy 23 - the nose is rich and so heavy, weighted with burnt, resinous sugar, bits of seasoned cast-iron skillet, ripe red raspberry (weird but true), Wurthers original butterscotch candies and old furniture - BUT WAIT - the palate is viscous, almost syrupy (not unexpected) and immediately floral to the point of perfume or shaving cream, the sweetness is almost neigh with bits of burned cornbread and toffee, delayed varnish notes and a lasting oily sensation like a film throughout the mouth with a finish that goes on forever - lingering perfume, grape seed oil, wood and a subtle tarry sweetness
We both agreed the 23 was unlike anything we’d ever had. No where as oak laden as the 15 but a different animal entirely. The interesting part was that going back to every pour there were now noticeable floral notes in them all. The green label was like a pair of kakis, a blazer and Old Spice - simple enough but timeless. The 12 was more of a loosely dotted suit and some department store cologne. The 15 - full on tuxedo with the undiluted perfume of a Gatsby party. The 23 - incense, robes and majesty.
We then agreed the 15 was our favorite. Drinking Queen Elizabeth was a bit too far out for us at this point in life. Tuxedos and booze thanks.
The next day I did some reading. Bottle 1709, “Bottled by Old Rip Van Winkle Distillery” - Lawrenceburg, KY, clear glass complete with gold top wax. Likely a 1999 or 2000 bottling - ie. the last of what was bulk distilled at Setzel-Weller, purchased by the Van Winkles and bottled at the Hoffman distillery in Lawrenceburg (prior to merger with Buffalo Trace). Sounds like ‘98 and prior would have been green glass (and also distilled with a partly rye mash bill) and anything after 2001 would be labeled as bottled in Frankfort. Hence 99/00, which would have been distilled around 1976-77.
How did this taste initially, some 20 years ago when it was opened? No idea. Allegedly bad enough that it was sealed and hidden. Which leads us to the moral of the story. Pappy Van Winkle’s bourbons tend to fall into the hands of 1) the lucky lottery winners, 2) the fortunate fools who are kind to others, 3) people who sleep in tents outside liquor stores and urinate into Gatorade bottles, and 4) people with more money than sense.
Would I pay $300-400 for a bottle of Pappy 23? Yes. It’s just so bizarre and tastes like something that undoubtedly sat in a dresser drawer for over 20 years. Would I reach for it often? Absolutely not. But it does make for a decent story. The contents will soon be gone, and like my friend will be missed. If it is meant to be then we will do it all over again some day. Otherwise we will forge our way through this world and hopefully empty ourselves to others who need us and will tell our stories for years to come, and continue the cycle. Cheers.