Rémy Martin 1738 Accord Royal Cognac

Aromas are quite nice. Bourbon style wood with grape and cherry fruitiness. Apple and a little fruit cocktail syrup. Flavors stay sweet but not right away. The first taste is cooked apple then oak then there’s evidence of alcohol but it’s not an intense burn. The finish is long and the sweetness comes back. Fading into a candied wine grape

I’ve never spit out an alcoholic beverage before. The initial draw is similar to hot swamp water and three week old Hilary Clinton workout leggings. Tasting notes of dirty saltwater fish tank with hints of bitter, rancid litter box and finishes almost exactly like a blend of Yoda’s hot sweaty inner thigh and big foots grundle.

Bourbon tasting wine