Singleton of Glendullan Select (Game of Thrones-House Tully)

Mild, inoffensive.

I was looking forward to this. Hell I was looking forward to any of the GOT releases. I figured once the show devolved into hot turds before our very eyes that like all other related merch, the prices of these “affiliated” releases would drop like Tyrions trousers in a brothel. So far this is the only one to prove my theory correct. This is, like House Tully, mired in mediocrity. It’s not very memorable. A bit honey sweet, a faint whisp of smoke somewhere far away. Kind of lifeless and with a weak finish. Still though it left a better taste in my mouth than the pathetic and maddening end to the saga that serves as its inspiration. For that you’d need a bottle of actual hot turds. This isn’t that. It’s just sort of meh.