ghoulbuns
Partida Añejo Tequila
Tequila Añejo — Tequila Valley, Jalisco, Mexico
Reviewed
February 22, 2021
There is a lot of weirdness surrounding this tequila brand. Weirness like
reviews where people are fawning over the brand jerking themselves off in its luxurious radiant waves of awesome flavor of angels...Weirdness like it was founded by the same guy who pushed Vitamin Water and other various snake oils. I’m supposed to believe he donned a serape and picked cotton alongside peasants for 3 years until he saved up enough pesos and started an agave farm and leaped into the tequila game?Doesn’t it take 7-8 years for agave to mature? Oh I’m sorry, I forgot, I’m in America, where one is not allowed to question the narrative lest they be labeled a *gasp* conspiracy theorist! Mother of all insults! Is it though? Well whatever. Here’s one that goes against the narrative and you can call me whatever you want because I actually do not care what a single person thinks of me. This is just ok. It’s fruity and grassy and:...well that’s it. A little bit of wood sugar maybe if I close my eyes tight and pray for it to manifest on my disappointed tongue. It’s not bad, but it’s not great. And I doubt it’s been aged as long as they say. Which they don’t say. So I’m right. In your face! And you know what else? Vitamin water sucks too, there I said it. If you want a mediocre anejo in a perfume bottle, this is your dream come true. If you want to overpay for disappointment this is an option. Personally I recommend you go get a bottle and form your own opinion which is what I did.
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