PBMichiganWolverine
Tamworth Bird of Courage
Flavored Whiskey — New Hampshire, USA
Reviewed
December 4, 2022 (edited October 8, 2023)
I grew up in a small suburb of NYC. I remember there was this one corner store, in a prime location, that sold only stuffed animals. We’re not talking stuffed children’s toys like teddy bears. We’re talking stuffed squirrels, badgers, birds, and other small furry forest creatures. It was a taxidermist. I never saw any foot traffic. Never saw any customers. Just one shady looking owner and his weird dead forest creatures. To my 7 year self, even without knowing the capital mortgage and debt markets, I wondered how he managed to stay in business. Turned out it was a front for a mafia money laundering.
That brings me to this weird offering from Tamworth. They are about as weird as one can get in the whiskey world. They have whiskey infused with some mammal’s glands, one infused with venison, another infused with a stinky flower. This seems relatively mainstream, with Thanksgiving flavors.
Imagine yourself sitting in front of a Thanksgiving feast. Mix up all the items on the table, liquify it in your trusted Ninja food blender. And voila…you have the essence of this abomination. There’s no roasted turkey. There’s no chestnuts. There’s no cranberry sauce. It’s just a very young whiskey infused with a cornucopia of flavors, all melding into an inconsistent incoherent mess.
So…I again start to wonder….how do these guys stay in business? It’s gotta be a front. Maybe their main business is shady like money laundering, or straight arrow like making hand sanitizers….but making weird whiskey simply can’t pay the bills.
@pkingmartin @Bourbon_Obsessed_Lexington @ctbeck11 @Richard-ModernDrinking i sent this one over to y’all for our tasting. I suggest we pass this one, and instead choose something else. Sorry….I meant well…didn’t quite work out.
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@PBMichiganWolverine I love your business angle in the penultimate paragraph--I'm always finding economic angles! This is now officially on my radar.
@PBMichiganWolverine 🤣
@Anthology not sure what’s worse…the Fireball punishment , or docking some of the bonus. ☺️
@PBMichiganWolverine Mercifully this seems only available in 200ml bottle sizes. Sounds like it’s in the Fireball territory…or worse. For context, I was on a project where drinking fireball was used as a dare or as “punishment /penance” for screwing something up.
@pkingmartin LOL! With a picture of a horse’s head on his bed.
@pkingmartin @DrRHCMadden yeah , I just saw those online reviews as well. Maybe in comparison to that dead flower infused or musk gland infused, it’s not too bad. Still wouldn’t buy another product from them
Oh heck no. I now need to reconsider what 1/5 actually means. This sounds better suited to the use of a 0.25. Those 0.25 points coming from the success of being a liquid and not a solid
@PBMichiganWolverine I read a few online reviews that rated this highly and my thought is that the sample was likely wrapped in mafia cash to prevent breakage in transit.
@Richard-ModernDrinking really? They rated it that high? That the benefit of diversity —-appeals to some and not to others.
Here are my notes Nose: Cranberry and sweet potato, mixed with your aunt’s cheap cologne Taste: Sweet potato with marshmallows Finish: Mercifully short That said, Drinkhacker rated it 9/10!