@LeeEvolved yeah...I think you’re right. @Generously_Paul isn’t as crazy or risky as me, purposely inciting them with a scathing review, egging them on for a mass retaliation.

This will be one of my first reviews after the SDT is over. For now there are just too many to get through

@Telex - something tells me @Generously_Paul is going to write the most glorious review of them all. I don’t think he wants to feel the wrath, either.

Come on @Generously_Paul, throw that review out there! :D

Forget the lotion, someone has too much time on her hands. :)

@LeeEvolved oh they’re funny as all hell. In fact, I should buy a bottle and send everyone a free sample if they post a review. Can’t even measure that ROI.

Wow, the crew has struck again. This time bullying my friend @PBMichiganWolverine into a higher score.

@Generously_Paul oh they’re hysterical. I purposely egged them on with that initial scathing review. Funniest thing I’ve read all weekend long

Wow, these guys are really getting out of hand. I’m more and more apprehensive about reviewing the sample I have

Oh young Mantooth...it wasn’t my hands that were lotion soaked 😎

Don’t let him bully you into changing your score @PBMichiganWolverine!! And as for you @Champ_Kind, I’m taking my mother and moving her to a secured location away from you and this mystery delivery man. You keep your lotion soaked hands off her!

Well @PBMichiganWolverine, while 3 stars is certainly better than 1, I still question your true identity. You could still be @Wes-Mantooth in disguise, but I will acquiesce for now. Also, you should really see your doctor about a rabies shot @BrickTamland, and a plastic surgeon about getting that nipple put back in order

@BrickTamland, you named all of your scabies? That’s messed up man. I got crabs once from this Portuguese hand model I met on a cruise ship to the Canary Islands. I didn’t name them but they stuck around like we were all on a first name basis.

My doctor told me I had scabies once, are they anything like rabies? If so I’m going to have to come up with new names for all of them like I did with my scabies. Lol, there were so many of them I ran out of names. I just started calling the last 5000 of them Doug. I miss Doug

This is the funniest thing I ever read. Was hoping for a swarm of scathing funny posts from you guys @BrickTamland @Wes-Mantooth @champ_ @RealRonBurgundy . Truth be told...this was much better than 1 Star, more like 3 stars. Now that you guys made my weekend, upgrading to 3 stars what I thought it really was 😁

Well well well, @Wes-Mantooth shows his ugly face again. It just so happens that I knew the warehouse manager of that particular lotion company. Him and I go way back with old Dorothy, fun times indeed. He gave me a few cases of lotion in exchange for your mom’s new phone number. I’m sure you’ve seen him around, he’s the UPS driver in your neighborhood, whammy.

YES!!! This guy @PBMichiganWolverine sees what the rest of us all see! Your scotch isn’t worth the used pool filter sand the bottle is made of. This guy isn’t me @RealRonBurgundy, but if he was I would tell everyone of my Distiller friends to give only 1 star or less. We will show you what your precious scotch is truly worth. If I see your face around San Diego any time soon @Champ_Kind I will teach you a lesson or two. Dorothy Mantooth is a saint...A SAINT!! And I happen to know that her prefered brand of hand lotion was discontinued 15 years ago, so how could you possibly know anything about it? I hate the both of you, and your other two little lackeys. Preach on @PBMichiganWolverine, preach on about the liquid rat poison masquerading as a fine scotch.

Also, @BrickTamland, I think you should be tested for rabies. I’ve also seen the pictures.

You there, Mr Honey Badger, have you no sense of the finer things? I see that you have logged over 400 reviews, no easy feat, and yet you call my namesake scotch drain cleaner? Words like that can only mean that you are in fact... @Wes-Mantooth in disguise! You can’t fool me Mantooth, no matter what name you might go by. Yes you are revealed as the jealous runner up that you are. Your personal quest to lower the average score of my life giving elixir shall not succeed. I will spread the word far and wide, shouting from mountain tops if I must about the winder that is Great Odin’s Raven, and also about your lowly ways.

What in the world is this nonsense?! I took the boys to a minor league baseball game last night. Beers turned into shots and shots turned into keg stands. WHAMMY! Needless to say we were in no position to check our Distiller feeds for any new reviews of the best damn blended scotch ever created! Except @BrickTamland, little guy was on his phone all night looking at what he was calling “cute little cat pictures”, but all I saw were wolverines eviscerating something that used to look like a mans nipple. Anyways, to the matter at hand. This guy Peanut Butter Wisconsin Honey Badger wouldn’t know a good scotch from a garbage can filled with shrimp tails. Boy that brings back memories... Great Odin’s Raven is THE best thing to hit the market since the hand lotion used by one Dorothy Mantooth. If I didn’t have an arrest warrant out for me in every state in the Midwest I’d come teach you what’s what.

I ran across a wolverine pup one time while I was climbing in the mountains of Michigan. He was starving and I fed him from the teet. I named him Roscoe. He still sends me a birthday card. Nice cat.

Wow, the silence at this point is eerie.

Brave man...let the sledging commence! :-)