PBMichiganWolverine
Wild Turkey Longbranch
Bourbon — Kentucky, USA
Reviewed
October 16, 2018 (edited November 28, 2018)
Matthew, Matthew, oh Mr. Mcconaughey...what you doing? You’re dirty pretty, not a classy pretty. I’m expecting a Texas rough, dirty pretty, hard nosed type of whiskey, not something like this which is refined and a bit classy. It’s good, don’t get me wrong. But, it’s too middle of the road with rest of the pack. It’s all vanilla and oak. And smooth. Where’s the mesquite? The Texas scrub? The roughness from an uncut unfiltered barrel proof ? This is a well aged, smooth, wood driven vanilla bomb. I’m picturing John Stamos, not Matthew Mcconaughey.
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@The_Rev yeah...the pervy exercise nut and John Stamos sounds a heck more fun to watch
@PBMichiganWolverine That's Richard Simmons. Gene Simmons is the lead singer from KISS. That being said, I now really, really want there to be a John Stamos/Richard Simmons movie so I can drink and MST3K the hell out of it.
@PBMichiganWolverine understood. appreciate the context.
@Evilbiochemist I know I should google this, but too damn lazy or busy...Gene Simmons, the exercise nut in the all too revealing short shorts, was in a movie with John Stamos!!? That might be worthwhile to see semi-drunk
Yeah, agreed - John Stamos, but maybe the harder side of John Stamos in “never too young to die” with Gene Simmons.
@dubz480 I’ve not had many—-but Decades and Revival were much better. For the price...not bad. It’s just that I was expecting something tougher and brawny.
How would you rank it against the other WT offerings?