TASTE #1: (neat) Dang it, I was really pulling for that typical sweet corn nose, but all I got was wet cardboard box, sawdust, and airplane glue. Tastes like dirty dishwater thats mellowed in the sink all night, with a flash bang burn, that left me with the taste of an unleavened bread communion wafer and the feeling like I might have bad breath... TASTE #2: (a week later...over ice) Trying to be positive...nose of new Michelin tires mixed with pressure treated lumber like I just walked in the contractors door of the Home Depot. Taste: honestly the first thing that came to mind was a swig of the water from an unaerated minnow bucket that’s been sitting in the sun all day. Reply with your address and I’ll mail the rest of this bottle to ya...