Evilbiochemist
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey
Other Liqueurs — Tennessee, USA
Reviewed
December 24, 2018 (edited July 18, 2019)
Red neon lights confuse my focus- I can feel the black boozy sugar bar grime from the floor crawling up my damp shoe into my pant leg as I accidentally catch the eye of a woman smiling at me with dentures and flowing pink xl sweatshirt over near the billiard area as I wash the after taste of this one down with high life.
This is the sticky lcd screened Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox button of whiskey; overpowered by honey flavoring, machine infused with as much sugar as chemically possible; there’s a place in my being for this whisky that sits along side memories of bar brawls/ smell of urine / camo hats/ vomit / and pre worn jeans with rhinestone laden pockets... just don’t tell my heart.
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my abbreviated version of your rather eloquent description: "FLAVORED whiskey,,, nuff said"
...your Achy Breaky Heart.
I’m reminded of the immortal words of Lynyrd Skynyrd...OOOOOO that smell...can’t you smell that smell
@Evilbiochemist I feel ... soiled. Great review, thanks for the warning. This stuff should be surrounded by yellow and black striped security perimeter tape.
At my age there are a number of things I avoid and that includes everything you mentioned and drank!
Hilarious. Well done.
I feel as if I need a shower to wash off the grime
Oh, the places you’ll go and the people you’ll see if you drink of whiskey thats made in Tennessee...
Sweet review! Though, *shudder* I feel I need a shower after reading it.