geologyjane
Jack Daniel's Old No. 7
Tennessee Whiskey — Tennessee, USA
Reviewed
September 26, 2019 (edited December 21, 2019)
As the No. 1 selling whiskey in the U.S. and one of the best selling brands in the world, I don’t think there’s anything I can add to a Jack Daniel’s Old No. 7 review that hasn’t been said already.
Nose: Sweet acetone and ethanol. Like someone spilled a vat of corn syrup in a nail salon. If you manage to emerge from that mild olfactory assault, there’s banana and faint wood.
Palate: Thin and a bit hot, with a smooth harshness (like it’s been stripped but not sanded). Thankfully with mild flavors of corn, unripe banana, vanilla, and a bit of barrel char rather than overwhelming with nail salon notes.
Finish: Pretty short with some heat for 40% ABV. The nail salon tries to edge back in with some banana-wood, pink pepper spice, and more sweet corn.
Verdict: Relatively bland and unremarkable. I’m not biased against it, it just doesn’t have much going for it. Best experienced with a mixer. It’s like a 2-legged chair that needs Coke to work as intended.
2.5 ~ 70 ~ Below Below Average
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Great review :-)
Haha thanks all for reading and glad I could provide some humor! Cheers!
Ironically, reading tasting notes on Distiller is my favorite pastime while The Woman to Whom I’m Related by Marriage is having a mani/pedi. I totally get your description of the nose, and I agree...Jack tastes just like “I need a Coke”.
Spot on review... it’s not really good, it’s not really bad, it’s just unremarkable JD.
@jonwilkinson7309 That and the bit about the two-legged chair. Solid review; straight to the point but spot-on accurate @geologyjane
Still laughing at "a vat of corn syrup in a nail salon". I've always believed this one is an incredible triumph of marketing (or celebrity "endorsements"?)