1901
Glenmorangie The Original 10 Year
Single Malt — Highlands, Scotland
Reviewed
November 1, 2019 (edited August 23, 2020)
Lately I've been assembling a catalogue of things that I've called ‘Stuff Only a B*****d Would Dislike'. So far the list includes:
1) Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles
2) The Siberian Flying Squirrel
3) Groundhog Day
Slights and slurs are far too commonplace in this age of trolls, and insults are flung like confetti without real meaning and purpose. The aim of this list is a bit like the Voight-Kampff test that Deckard uses. It would help to conclusively identify the really bad eggs of humanity with a collection of items that are well-nigh impossible to dislike.
Unless you're a stone cold b*****d.
This is the simple, scientific means to call them out and apply a derogatory label in an irrefutable and meaningful way. Enter #4 onto this list Glenmorangie Original 10 Year Old.
It has a gentle, fruity perfume of orange, honey and a touch of mint. It carries a sweet taste of citrus, vanilla cream, light oak and ginger. I’m not saying it’s the greatest, no, no. But it’s a perfect scotch to while away a pleasant evening chatting or playing cards. Not offensive. Not brash. Hell, it’s just well-nigh impossible to dislike.
Now if you already use this site or app and are part of its community you must be good people. And of course I’m too polite to call anyone here offensive names. But take a look at the list. The list doesn’t lie…
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@CKarmios haha, that’s a better way of putting it and since brevity is the soul of wit i am d**ned by my own review 😁
@1901 You could’ve just said you like the d**n thing; then again, this’ll do nicely
Well, you nailed me.
@SpartaTodd 😂
@1901 The Intelligence community has been on those Red Squirrels. They have a secret program to deport them to the UK.
Hmm, you’re right @Soba45 #3 on the list does stand out as being well-nigh impossible not to LOVE (unless you’re a stone cold etc)
What does it mean if you're in the - meh, meh, AWESOME, not to bad category :-). It's not a bad drop but nothing can beat Groundhog day...
@Benji-Robert amen to that
@SpartaTodd I checked with David Attenborough and he assures me that the Siberian Flying Squirrels are apolitical and harmless. I’d be more worried about your own native Red Squirrels who are obviously card-carrying Communists fomenting unrest and interfering in elections.
I agree on Glenmorangie 10 The original... only a hater would not appreciate it and the value is awesome. I have a shrine to Dr. Bill Lumsden in a secret place.
But aren't Siberian Flying Squirrels just Communist Airborne Rats? I'm in the USA and my country has some kind of great fear of anything Russian or Urkranian at this time. We are not legally allowed to like such things or a certain political party will come after us.
its hard not to smile when you see a bottle of 'mo show up.