Tastes
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Virginia Distillery Co. Port Cask Finished Virginia-Highland Whisky
Blended Malt — Multiple Countries
Reviewed April 12, 2021 (edited May 13, 2021)Tom: I was once tricked into eating a pile of dirt shaped into a cookie. If you took that cookie and then added burnt pencil erasers instead of chocolate chips, you have this whiskey. Roxanne: this shit’s nasty. Tom and I aren’t quitters (we choked down Johnny walker red which is still too raw for us to be able to write a review) but we quit this bile before we could finish one glass. I’m not saying it gave me diarrhea but all I know is I had diarrhea that night and threw up. I haven’t been sick since. -
Roxanne: this smells like when you forget to take your wet laundry out and put it in the dryer so you have to wash it again. Thankfully, it tastes better than that. Very woody with a little sweet from the sherry, I assume, but will still put some hair on your rabbit balls. Tom: Kinda like I was burning a body in a bonfire while having a glass of Jim Beam. At least the wood in the fire wasn’t hedge trees.
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Henry McKenna 10 Year Bottled in Bond Bourbon
Bourbon — Kentucky, USA
Reviewed January 21, 2021 (edited March 8, 2021)Roxanne - gross. Im feeling the bern and I’m a republican. Reminds me of a bandaid. Tom - I like it. I fucking smell butterscotch.
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