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  1. Eagle Rare 10 Year Bourbon

    Bourbon — Kentucky, USA

    Tasted June 5, 2021
    3.75
    3.75 out of 5 stars
    Roxanne: Eh. Like bourbon flavored cough syrup. Tom: Good shit for $31. Roxanne may or may not drink whiskey as cough syrup.
  2. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Bourbon Batch B521

    Bourbon — Kentucky, USA

    Tasted June 4, 2021
    4.5
    4.5 out of 5 stars
    Roxanne: first sniff, damn…this is going to be strong. first sip, neat. Oh my god it burns. I have tingles everywhere, even on my scalp and I can feel the fire trail as it goes down. This is good! Second sip, few drops of water. Holy shit this is good. It’s like drinking a ball of fire drizzled with caramel. Third sip, on an ice ball. Holy fuck. This is delicious! YUM! Tom: Strong. Like a gym teacher that still thinks he can wrestle for a state championship. But smooth like that kid in high school with the perfect mullet and the Trans Am. Get some if you can. Roxanne #2: I say yummy after every sip. Also, I want to mention when Tom took his first neat sip, he winced and grimaced. He likes it with the ice balls.
  3. Lock Stock & Barrel Straight Rye Whiskey 16 Year

    Rye — Canada

    Tasted May 24, 2021
    4.25
    4.25 out of 5 stars
    Roxanne: Upon first sniff, this smells like whiskey. Upon 2nd sniff, it smells like whiskey only now my chest is burning already. My eyes started to burn when I brought the glass up to take my first sip. It’s good. Smooth and spicy but damn it shoots fire up your nose and into your eyes. It finishes with a burn in your chest. Thank goodness for bourbon by the glass because I would be disappointed if I spent this much money on a bottle and it taste like much less expensive good Bourbons. Update! This is much less burny and sweet after letting the rocks melt a little! Tom: If I was alive during prohibition and this whiskey was available, I’d definitely drink it. And like it.
  4. Yellowstone Select Kentucky Straight Bourbon

    Bourbon — Kentucky, USA

    Tasted April 20, 2021
    3.25
    3.25 out of 5 stars
  5. Virginia Distillery Co. Port Cask Finished Virginia-Highland Whisky

    Blended Malt — Multiple Countries

    Tasted April 12, 2021
    0.75
    0.75 out of 5 stars
    Tom: I was once tricked into eating a pile of dirt shaped into a cookie. If you took that cookie and then added burnt pencil erasers instead of chocolate chips, you have this whiskey. Roxanne: this shit’s nasty. Tom and I aren’t quitters (we choked down Johnny walker red which is still too raw for us to be able to write a review) but we quit this bile before we could finish one glass. I’m not saying it gave me diarrhea but all I know is I had diarrhea that night and threw up. I haven’t been sick since.
  6. Yellowstone Select Kentucky Straight Bourbon

    Bourbon — Kentucky, USA

    Tasted April 12, 2021
    3.25
    3.25 out of 5 stars
  7. Rowan's Creek

    Bourbon — Kentucky, USA

    Tasted January 30, 2021
    3.25
    3.25 out of 5 stars
    Tom: Whoa...this shit will put hair on your chest. And the back of your hands. And on your earlobes. Be careful.
  8. Elijah Craig Small Batch Bourbon

    Bourbon — Kentucky, USA

    Tasted January 30, 2021
    3.5
    3.5 out of 5 stars
    Tom: Elijah is like an old friend who you can always call when you want to drink too much and destroy your liver, but you don’t want to spend too much doing it.
  9. Rabbit Hole Straight Bourbon Finished in PX Sherry Casks

    Bourbon — USA

    Tasted January 30, 2021
    3.0
    3.0 out of 5 stars
    Roxanne: this smells like when you forget to take your wet laundry out and put it in the dryer so you have to wash it again. Thankfully, it tastes better than that. Very woody with a little sweet from the sherry, I assume, but will still put some hair on your rabbit balls. Tom: Kinda like I was burning a body in a bonfire while having a glass of Jim Beam. At least the wood in the fire wasn’t hedge trees.
  10. Henry McKenna 10 Year Bottled in Bond Bourbon

    Bourbon — Kentucky, USA

    Tasted January 21, 2021
    2.75
    2.75 out of 5 stars
    Roxanne - gross. Im feeling the bern and I’m a republican. Reminds me of a bandaid. Tom - I like it. I fucking smell butterscotch.
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