Tastes
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Wild Turkey Master's Keep 17 Year
Bourbon — Kentucky, USA
Reviewed August 6, 2019 (edited June 9, 2020)Preparing to enjoy your last meal before embarking on the great time travel journey? Sit back with a glass of this. Oak, vanilla, spice, little bit of caramel. THIS is what bourbon is supposed to be.150.0 USD per Bottle -
You would expect this bottle to stop an attacking velociraptor in its tracks, in sheer awe about the greatness of this whiskey. But, I don't think it would. It might actually enrage them further, if they knew first hand that it doesn't live up to the price tag. Yes, it is good. Very reminiscent of macallan 12 year mixed with some of the no.2 edition. It's a gorgeous bottle and tastes good, but not $300 good.315.0 USD per Bottle
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High West Bourye (2019 Release)
Blended American Whiskey — Indiana, USA
Reviewed June 8, 2019 (edited June 13, 2019)Like getting snapped out of the tunnel in spacetime because your machine blew a fuse. While it is enjoyable, the rye influence is very forward on this one. But, it fades moderately fast to a mellow taste. Not too shab if I do so say.80.0 USD per Bottle -
Don Julio Añejo Tequila
Tequila Añejo — Los Altos, Jalisco, Mexico
Reviewed May 25, 2019 (edited February 25, 2021)The raptors chased you into a field of agave. It's hot out, you can still taste your leather belt from making a tourniquet for your arm, and you landed into a bucket of gourmet vanilla ice cream that some poor schmoe tried to leave with from the visitor center. Yep, a good amount of heat all over the tongue. Some fruity agave mixed with some leather and vanilla. Finish doesn't last long. Just take a big pull off this bottle, stand up, and go alpha on those damn raptors.59.0 USD per Bottle -
High West Bourye (2018 Release)
Blended American Whiskey — Indiana (bottled in Utah), USA
Reviewed May 22, 2019You could present this as a token of goodwill to the Eloi, and they'd go to war against the morlocks over it. Seriously, make sure this isn't in the seat of your time machine. Blood will be spilled. There's some good rye spice right up front. It's silky smooth. Cinnamon and maple round it all out. Damn good.115.0 USD per Bottle -
Well well, imagine laying in an agave patch, sprinkled in lemon juice to try to cover your scent. Those damn raptors are actually pretty observant, so you might not make it to see your kids off to college. Earthy, citrusy, a bit smokey (not like a mezcal), and lingering heat down your throat. I wouldn't be sipping this neat beyond a simple taste. Use it for shots or some margs.28.0 USD per Bottle
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Damn is this sweet. Like you escaped the velociraptor pit, and need some butterscotch pudding and creme brulee to get your mind off that brush with death. Exactly like it tastes ..butterscotch and creme brulee. Maybe a hint of banana on the nose. The sweetness is almost too much. Best to do a finger of it, then move onto spicier things.39.0 USD per Bottle
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It's complex, like the equations you'd have to solve to figure out your time machine. Almost to the point where you'd toss this particular notepad away, because it feels like a dead end. Floral, honey, a little malt, some smoke, and a sticking heat to the back of the throat. No scent or taste is overly prevalent. It's complex, but subtle. One glass won't get you everything that this whiskey seems to be.107.0 USD per Bottle
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Macallan 12 Year Sherry Oak Cask
Single Malt — Highlands, Scotland
Reviewed May 1, 2019 (edited August 1, 2020)I know it's not an exotic scotch by today's standards, but I would break a velociraptors' jaw with a pipe wrench if it interrupted my drink in the bar of the visitor center. Delicious fruit with little smoke. Very smooth.69.0 USD per Bottle
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