Tastes

You've been hiding in the tall grass for the last half hour from the velociraptors. Now you're hungry. Lucky for you, there's a lemon and that tall grass is looking like it could be tasty. Smells of lemon and pepper Tastes like grass, and alot of it. Probably some dirt in there for good measure. Make sure you chew quietly..

You've managed to get away from the metropolitan areas filled with zombies, but it's still too risky to light a campfire at night. Just pour a glass of this, and it will satiate your want for the campfire. Smells smokey from that charred barrel. Tastes like smokey smores. Get a bottle for your zombiepocalypse bag. You won't regret it.

You're quietly making your way through the streets, when you see two zombies eating some guy on the next corner. Then you notice a bottle of this laying next to the guy.. The bottle I tasted was 100 proof. Nose was sweet and unoffensive. Tastes like caramel corn, but not much else. Despite the lack of complexity, it's easily drinkable due to lack of heat and silkiness of the liquid. You have a choice to make. Replenish your survival pack now, or wait until the next bottle find. It's probably worth a couple of bullets, if you think you can get the bottle and get out of the vicinity as quick as possible.

You happen upon another survivor, and form a loose alliance. That is, until you find out they have a bottle of this in their zombie survival bag. Smells sweet fruit and vanilla, tastes of slight oak, vanilla, prunes, and a fourth flavor that I couldn't quite figure out. It's not overly complex, but it's smooth. Almost too easy to drink. The plan is to take their ammo and this bottle, then sneak away while they sleep. Yes, it is underhanded. But worth it.

You're scrounging through abandoned cars, and find a bottle of this. Unfortunately, several zombies find you while you are in awe of your luck. Make them pay for interrupting the moment. Smells like sweet tarts, and then some wafting smoke. Light peat hits up front, some smoke, some heat, which turns into a honey/heat, then fades to a subtle berry taste. The warmth lingers on your tongue for awhile. This is one bottle you'll want to rescue from the horde.

You've been making your way across the visitor center compound, and see a velociraptor walking along with the bartender's arm in its mouth. Somehow this bottle is still clenched by the bartender's hand. Plenty of rye spice on the nose, but also some orange. Rye bread, leather, some oak, and a noticeable earthy taste. It's very heat forward that fades almost completely by mid palate. It's not bad, but save yourself the stress of having to play tug of war with that velociraptor. It's not worth trying to save that bottle.

Everyone thought time travel would be fun, but it has its dead ends too. You punched in the wrong time destination, and the resulting time warp leaves you questioning why you ever built this machine. Smells like apples and cinnamon, with some honey and vanilla if aired long enough. Taste is really uncomplex ..apples, spice, and an odd lingering heat. It's not bad, but it doesn't live up to the hype. Before you see something that might result in a universe-ending paradox, just punch in a new destination, grab a different whiskey, and forget what you saw here.

Like making pancakes in the zombiepocalypse, it just doesn't taste as it should. There's just something off ..the maple syrup, old butter, bloody finger, pancake mix, or the screams of your dying friends trying to protect you while making breakfast. Smells maple and alcohol singe. Tastes like viscous cinnamon syrup. More enjoyable than fireball/cinnerator/etc.

Confusing. Like, do your run from the velociraptor or stay and fight? If you fight, it's like getting this good whiff of maple in your nose. If you run, you get clawed down by a lingering uncomplex iodine taste. Whatever your path, give it your all.

Don't stop your up-armored dodge caravan in the middle of the zombie filled street for this bourbon. Seriously, you'll be risking too much for a lackluster payoff. It's very neutral, not complex ..nose and taste. The heat bloom that happens around your tongue is really the only fun part of this bourbon. Shoot a couple zombies out of frustration, and just keep driving toward the next whiskey deposit.