Absolut Vodka

Sweet notes on the nose and the tongue. Fruity but mild. Mild alcohol too.

Yuk! Too sweet, I cannot class this as a vodka in my mind. Even when mixed it's sickly overtones come through. Europeans cannot make proper vodka!

This brand is ubiquitous due to exceptional marketing a few decades ago. A rather muted intro, with a weird slightly bitter finish. A softness what seems like “silky” at first slowly devolved into “oily”. Didn’t make much of an impression on me either way. Which may or may not be the objective. I don’t know what vodka is trying to accomplish by existing in the first place so I wouldn’t bother wasting time contemplating anything I may or may not have said or typed regarding this subject.