I had a pretty good idea of what this was going to be before I bought it. I was inspired to make this purchase after watching Don Draper drink this stuff on Madmen. I figured that if he can habitually sip this for over a decade, I can get through a single bottle.
Nose: The big note is something like a Vanilla Coke or a Rootbeer float. Other than that it's dusty corn and a bit of rye spice and herb. Extremely grainy and young. Maybe a bit of orange peel. It's ever so slightly floral. Not too bad actually.
Palate: Sweetness coming in the form of corn notes, but not like a bourbon. It's really a one-note pony. It's all vanilla. Outside of that, there's a medicinal quality. Not like an Islay Scotch though. It's simply reminiscent of the aftertaste of some non-flavored syrupy medicine. Rough.
Finish: All rye spice. More vanilla, some herb, and a dash of pepper. Very boozy. Thankfully, it's over pretty quickly.
Whisky must have come a long way since the 50s. I'd expect better of a multi-millionaire like Don Draper because this is a downright uncomfortable experience. Even the Crown Royal Bourbon Mash was more tolerable and considerably more interesting.
I know I'm being harsh on something that is clearly intended to be used as a mixer. But hey. I've had much better experiences from the bottom shelf. This tasting was akin to ripping off a bandaid. I was dreading it after my first few tastes but am glad it's out of the way. It makes Johnnie Walker Red taste like a high-end blend. It was only $13, so I'm done complaining. Instead, I think I'll go brush my teeth with hydrogen peroxide and try to forget that any of this happened.
13.0
USD
per
Bottle