Hey there, you gloriously unrefined, whiskey-loving weirdos! 👋
So picture this: I’m all set up for a classy, refined, dare I say influencer-level review of Woodford Reserve. The lighting? Chef’s kiss. The camera angle? Movie magic. The phone battery? Oh, it DIED faster than my New Year’s resolutions. 💀📱
While my phone recharged (along with my will to live), I figured — what better way to kill time than to drag my amazing friends, Chris and Gina Fox, the dynamic duo behind the nearly-world-famous podcast “The Riveted” (it’s like NPR for Airstream nerds, but way sexier), into a bourbon flight of fancy?
And joining us on this magical booze cruise: the most electrifying woman in distilled entertainment — my smoking hot cougar, Nicole — who somehow lets me be her legally bound life accessory. 🔥💍
Here’s the line-up for this epic sip safari:
1. Buffalo Trace – The gateway bourbon. Reliable. Dependable. Like that friend who always brings ice but never drama.
2. Castle & Key Wheated Small Batch – A smooth criminal with historic charm and a wheaty grin.
3. Maker’s Mark Private Selection – Hand-picked and full of personality. Like if bourbon wore a tuxedo but with no pants.
4. Larceny Barrel Proof – This one hits like a drunken linebacker in a velvet robe. Wheated, wild, and wonderful.
5. Penelope Rio – Dessert in a glass. Like crème brûlée and a piña colada had a baby raised by bourbon monks.
And yes, full reviews of the Maker’s and Penelope are already up — because, unlike my phone, those takes survived. 🙌
So pour one out (and then pour it back in), because shenanigans are guaranteed, and someone’s definitely leaving here with a new favorite… or at least a blurry memory of one.
And now… lights, camera, bourbon — ACTION! 🎥🥃
Full Video Review: https://youtu.be/zqTnc6EnUBA?si=meWtnbB2H5AqUrIw
YouTube Channel: https://youtu.be/zqTnc6EnUBA?si=meWtnbB2H5AqUrIw
45.99
USD
per
Bottle