Distiller Summer Camp Opulence 41 Year Old Single Malt

“And somehow meatloaf” 😂😂😂

This one time, at Distiller Summer Camp...well, you don't need to know everything that happened, but this excellent dram was involved. We practically bathed in it; afterwards, we unwound in the Turkish baths (actually imported from Topkapi Palace in Istanbul and reconstructed), and then received our nightly rubdown with a special cream made from cask strength Port Ellen bottlings and unicorn tears. Heavenly.

I knew from the title on that this was an April fools joke, but as I was reading (and being entertained) I really wanted (most of) it to be true!!! ;-) well played distiller, well played. But make it (again most of it!) a reality please!! :)

(sampled from @Generously_Paul's confiscated bottle) I never dreamed that I could feel anymore important than I already do! This whisky somehow made that possible, containing an entire meal that can be bought with a grad student's salary just on the nose! Mid-to-low tier wine, whiskies and brandies of all types, as well as a little gin, but only on Tuesday nights while watching Will and Grace because it makes me feel like Karen. The palate kicks it into high gear with red gummy bears, ramen, pine nuts (harvested manually from pine cones), and stray cat, smoked illegally on the balcony of a 3rd floor studio apartment. If I somehow manage to find another distraught @Distiller envoy with broken legs that I can convince to part with another taste, it would definitely be worth losing an afternoon in court testifying as a witness over! -1 star for E150 and chill filtration.

Good and all, but it ain’t Weller.

Sooooooooo gooooood when you taste it your head will explode!!!!! I would trade my Mickey Mantle and Babe Ruth rookie baseball cards for another bottle and my 1.8 million dollar apt in NY !!!!!