Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila

Jose Cuervo is terrible!

The nose is lemon starburst and scratch-and-sniff grape-scented stickers dissolved in paint thinner, with a pinch of salt and pepper. The entry is somewhat harsh, with an explosion of salt and artificial lemon. The whole thing tastes like "yellow". The finish is earthy, but not quite vegetal or anything else associated with a good lowland tequila, just kind of dirty. Drinking this makes me feel dirty. I will dump the rest of it in a margarita, as Nature intended.