Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila

Pretty much the worst, but mix it with some limeade and friends can't seem to have enough.

Gets the job done.

eh

Is -436 stars too generous a rating for this fake tequila crap? When you hear your friend say “Tequila? No way man. I can’t mess with that stuff. It always makes me puke,” you have this piss-water to thank. Avoid like the plague. PS: It ain’t even really Tequila, it’s a “mixto,” which means there are all sorts of other sugars dumped in outside blue weber agave. This is but one of the many contributors to it’s awfulness.