This stuff is probably integrated into my DNA- I’ve been drinking it since I was 14 years old. How can I give it any less than a 3? Bananas, pears, celery, pine nuts, crumbled dry wall, high school gym socks, rusty chicken wire soaked, fresh rainwater on oily blacktop, cotton candy, cheap dog food, Andy’s hot fries, post-asparagus urine, soy sauce, hot dog water, residual coco puffs milk, chicken bouillon cubes, the bubble gum stick found in a package of garbage pale kids cards, 9v batteries on your tongue, ginger snaps, wheat bread, and tooth floss blood are all not what this tastes like. - One could pen a bunch of deeply descriptive intellectual minutia in pursuit of some profound realization about this whiskey, However; just as Coca-Cola tastes like Coca-Cola, and Chicken tastes like chicken - This whiskey tastes like Jack Daniels.