Jeppson's Malört

Thank goodness it had a gummy bear to offset the grossness

An intense, herbal liqueur from Chicago, Illinois crafted entirely from distilling wormwood & bottled at 70 Proof. It has an aromatic birth with notes of citrus, herbs & spices; while a complex life adds notes of grapefruit & honey; that led a long & intense death with notes of bitter wormwood & Ricola. September 2022

I could imagine a spirit tasting worse but I have not actually tried it. I heard about Malort’s reputation, and it meets expectations. It is somehow both very bitter and very oily at the same time. Now that I have tried it, I do not need to try it again.

yeah its like bitter gasoline what isnt there to dislike. very bitter, rooty and earthy, and not in a good way (like gentian flavors). did I mention gasoline?

Was required to try it because reasons, yeah its not it. Super bitter and not any good tastes at any point

Tastes like opening day for the Cubbies

The taste always reminds me of the smell of static wiped off a tube TV