Tastes

Found something else the wife likes (not as well as Lag or Laphroig). She says it is easy (like her) and she would have it with any food, which works well on nights beef is on the menu. Would write more, but the window is open and the beef is hot. Probably tastes like ass...beefy ass.

Well, went to a wedding and got the wife a scotch. Dewar’s White Label. Wife said she felt like we were back in the trailer park drinking from the hubcap. No window tonight. Didn’t really want one anyway since my grandmother drank Dewar’s and picturing Grammy during a window with the wife would have definitely affected performance. Probably tastes Like ass....rusty old ass.

Wow, wife really thought this one was harsh and rough and young. Put her in a bad mood and left no window opening for me. Had to turn on the charm that night and pry open the window with a Lag Distillers Edition ....my go to when the foreplay is rough like this scotch. Probably tastes like ass...peaty ass.

Wife also loves this scotch, almost as much as Lagavulin. Smokey finish is not as long as Lagavulin, and neither is the window of opportunity. However, this one is as smooth as jazz and puts her in a swinging mood..... Not certain what it tastes like, but probably ass...peaty ass.

No idea what this tastes like but my wife loves it and when I buy it for her she loves me. ... and the window of opportunity is longer than with wine. However, I deducted 0.25 stars because her breath smells like a peat moss waste land in a composting plant after she drinks it. Probably tastes like ass....peaty ass.