Tastes
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Well, went to a wedding and got the wife a scotch. Dewar’s White Label. Wife said she felt like we were back in the trailer park drinking from the hubcap. No window tonight. Didn’t really want one anyway since my grandmother drank Dewar’s and picturing Grammy during a window with the wife would have definitely affected performance. Probably tastes Like ass....rusty old ass.
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Kilchoman Bourbon Single Cask
Single Malt — Islay, Scotland
Reviewed October 7, 2019 (edited May 16, 2020)Wow, wife really thought this one was harsh and rough and young. Put her in a bad mood and left no window opening for me. Had to turn on the charm that night and pry open the window with a Lag Distillers Edition ....my go to when the foreplay is rough like this scotch. Probably tastes like ass...peaty ass. -
Laphroaig Cairdeas 2018 Fino Cask Finish
Single Malt — Islay, Scotland
Reviewed October 7, 2019 (edited August 29, 2022)Wife also loves this scotch, almost as much as Lagavulin. Smokey finish is not as long as Lagavulin, and neither is the window of opportunity. However, this one is as smooth as jazz and puts her in a swinging mood..... Not certain what it tastes like, but probably ass...peaty ass. -
No idea what this tastes like but my wife loves it and when I buy it for her she loves me. ... and the window of opportunity is longer than with wine. However, I deducted 0.25 stars because her breath smells like a peat moss waste land in a composting plant after she drinks it. Probably tastes like ass....peaty ass.
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