Tastes

Thought this was a serious bourbon, tasted like piss. Gave it to a homeless man, who was insulted by the taste, he slapped me across the face. Have it a second chance and went to the ER. They told me that my body was acting as if it was poisoned due to the vile nature of the contents of this bottle. It’s been lurking in my house like the Jumanji board for weeks. I tried burning it but when I woke up the bottle was in tact back on my shelf without a blemish. Had to sell my house with the bottle hidden in the attic. Hoping the new owner doesn’t find it. God speed.